A Word from Our Readers

One of the fun things about having a blog is seeing which search terms lead people to Casteluzzo.

I had no idea I was an “authority” on so many bizarre topics. Whenever I need a good laugh, I just open up my google analytics. So here, for your reading pleasure and edification, is a somewhat annotated list of some of the latest queries.

“why can’t people eat non newtonian fluids”

Because they come from another dimension. Also, the mouth-feel is too chalky.

“how to pronounce grishnakh”

In Italian Orkin or Tunisian Orkin?

“weirdos outside buckingham palace”

It wasn’t me!

“tooth paste in fasting”

Yes, you are allowed to eat toothpaste. Not mouthwash, though.

“cartoon picture of sitting on overstuffed suitcase to close it”

That’s not funny.

“Assad big bird”

Yes, look for the year’s most notorious dictator on Sesame Street.

“why mormons love halloween”

Yeah, really. You tell me.

“bloopers in cultural”

Unfortunately, I’m afraid I really am something of an authority on this. I’ve blooped pretty much everywhere I’ve lived: Italy, Tunisia, even Florida!

“sarah familia” feminist

However did you guess?

“create a roller coaster with at least three hills and one loop that can transport a marble at least 2 meters from start to finish”

I’m hoping this is a trick question.

“children jumping in the air”

Yes, that pretty much describes my house.

“i just realized my soggiorno expired today what will happen”

Welcome to Italy. You will be vaporized. But if you really want to know . . .

“repent harlequin said the ticktockman jelly beans run on sentences”

Yes, I think that qualifies as a run-on sentence.

“ball of wax evil demon”

I think, therefore I am.

“from the mixed up files of mrs basil e frankweiler what color was their laundry after it came out of the machine”

The same color as your laundry would be if you washed it all together.

“chowking philippines cockroach”

feel your pain.

“i thought i could organise freedom how scandalous of me”

Yes, scandalous. Just scandalous.

“if i am a passenger riding a jeepney,and an accident happen,because the taxi hit the jeepney and then the bus bump to the tax…to whom will i ran after?”

Actually, after all that, I can’t really see you running anywhere.

“luke skywalker’s house plans,”  “картинки для программы light saber maker,” and “стильный darth vader”

Yes, Darth Vader is pretty much the height of fashion.

how public bathrooms spread from rome

Probably the same way everything else spread.

“all the red fruit in the world” and “aliens with thorns in their head”

Your guess is as good as mine.

“love jihad baby machines”

Um, no comment.

4 thoughts on “A Word from Our Readers

  • March 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm
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    Actually, now that you mention it there was also a search for

    “betty bringhusrt and woodland, ca, and home schooling”

  • March 19, 2012 at 8:11 pm
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    Remember your mother?

  • March 19, 2012 at 6:17 pm
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    I haven’t been on blogger for ages, but I’m pretty sure it has its own built-in stats if you sign into your account and poke around.

  • March 19, 2012 at 5:43 pm
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    Maybe it’s the hour that I’m reading this, but I haven’t laughed this freely in ages. How in the world do I find those on my blog? “repent harlequin said the ticktockman jelly beans run on sentences” is gonna become a weird dream tonight I’m just sure…

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